Real Port Pies by the Vajra God featuring Esorex1, Wu Dabidos & Esoligh
Verse VAJRA G
Yo, I fuct you hard in the ass to the bass from the drum,
I felt Dave’s pain on my dick as you come I’m a cunt,
He writes in the North while we fuck in his house,
He hurts so much he will come right down South

He punches me in the head and I fall to the deck,
Your boyfriends get feed rounds of lead to the head,
Damien gets fucked by Lance in the ass for the grass,
Everyone fucks with Dave cos he’s the King of the ART

All the gays want to to turn him gay so he can’t be with you,
You lost your virginity in 1992 to a screw, he’s you too,
My friend Rā wants to speak to say some of his truths,
You victimise he cos you want Soothsayers to spook

Paloma asked for a dick he served her up a steaming one,
She got fucked in the bum for a wild amount of cum,
Antonia is keen to see Dave in the flesh again she’s so horny,
She will may him cum for the price of a South East Asian dowry

Chorus ESOLIGH
The best artist in this whare don’t need to take any drugs,
The best artist this world is full of hard earned true love,
The best artist in this game eats them all the fuck up,
The best artist in this game has been fucked in the butt

Verse. ESOREX1
Fuck you clowns are lost to take my woman down to te pō,
You have partners, you have kids but you’ve got no soul flow,
I smash you all in the temples and you fall to the ground bleeding,
Your a victim of Satans semen every single fucking evening

ESOREX1 stabs you in the dick with an ounce of sick pussy,
Toni doesn’t know what hit her but he victimises wussies,
Your ways are so terrible you get fucked by your Nana,
I laugh at you so much cos your such a bad actor

Dave’s lady is hurt every day she don’t know where the way be,
Harry Severus Dumbledore shares more than you can tall Paul,
He’s a baddass tūturu in a world drinking cows Hū when you,
Stand up for faggots you become one of the poo packers too

Orgies are only pure if the Grecian few from 1402 are being true,
All of you maggots get served death when you act and you do,
Toni only has one man and he’s me and he cool and you’re wack,
Dickheads all you are this is an actual fact, Antonia loves Rā

Poetry WU DABIDOS
I see you in my 3rd eyes’ vision getting done in the Pool at a smut house,
Cos he watches porn you think this is how you got to be now,
He has a double standard for him and a double standard for you,
Ego torture is death and it ain’t nothing to do but to spew poo

Out your ass as Sam fucks it hard and you get truly bruised,
This work out is gross but you’ll come back to the tuuturu,
I wait for you at my wharenui in the Bay singing hoki mai way,
I got hurt by a Satanic whaanau who truly care about you

They stand up for your drug us and your dirty sex with my girl,
Truth is she’s a baddddd and she destroy you I got this on facts,
I step back to find the true acts in my hearts rhythms tracks,
This is the backs running on the Eden Park turf wā’s do it true

Ruby Tui is a badddd she’s a Goddess and a tough lady too,
Wu sees all that you do and know you’re possessed by the demonic,
True attraction is natural and isn’t used to hurt against your boyfriends,
Of who there is only one true, these neighbours are fuckheads yo.